Spider Jokes for Kids - Web Fun

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What do you call a spider that's always late?
A slow spider!
Why did the spider go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little webby!
What do you call a spider that's always happy?
A jolly spider!
Why did the spider go to the gym?
To work on its web!
What do you call a spider that's always sad?
A sad spider!
Why did the spider go to school?
To learn how to spin!
What do you call a spider that's always tired?
A sleepy spider!
Why did the spider go to the dentist?
Because it had a toothache!
What do you call a spider that's always hungry?
A hungry spider!
Why did the spider go to the barber?
To get a trim!

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